Tragedy in the apartment

This is a tale sad to tell. It's a tragic fate of the roll-of-the-dice tale. With the green, yellow, and red monopoly gotlet, one would think that I had nothing to lose, but I was wrong, sorrowfully wrong. Criag, the proud owner of the whimpy purple monopoly and light blue monopoly, and the boardwalk monopoly. Now, with all the houses and hotels being utilized, one would think that if I were going to go out, it would be from landing on boardwalk, but no, it was a tragic tale of the Baltic property and ventor property! Not only would I land on those two every single time, but Craig would land on free parking every time, and somehow skip joyfully through all three of my monopolies! Eventually we no longer had any money in the bank to collect after passing Go. In the end I was praying to land on the "Go to Jail" spot, but to no avail, I became a victum to the $450 on Baltic every time I passed. NOT FAIR! Craig rigged the dice! I know it!